Estate Planning 101
this should be an oil painting
when someone calls me pretty when i dont have makeup on
you fuckin fat cunt
Into the Wild (2007)
Chris: You are going to suffer in ways you never heard of. You are going to want to die.
He was almost President.
white people after listening to iggy azealia
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off