the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
*shoves 9 year olds out of the way to get to Robert Downey jr*
when u the only one turnt at the party
"Over the break I’ve decided to assign some —"
"There’s one minute left so sit down and solve this —"
"I don’t care if you have three tests tomorrow, it’s not my job to —"
You gotta be kidding me, I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE.
karl marx probably (via dimestorepoet)
8) = fucking shit nerd
B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker
#GirlsCan: Women Empowerment | COVERGIRL: Girls can’t? Yes, they can. Rap, be funny, be off-the-wall, rock, be strong, run the show, make the world a little more easy, breezy and beautiful. (x)