pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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radandconfused:

*shoves 9 year olds out of the way to get to Robert Downey jr*

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codeinewarrior:

when u the only one turnt at the party

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shorten:

"Over the break I’ve decided to assign some —"

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"There’s one minute left so sit down and solve this —"

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"I don’t care if you have three tests tomorrow, it’s not my job to —"

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You gotta be kidding me, I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE.

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capitalism…?? i think u mean CRAPitalism am i right ladies
karl marx probably (via dimestorepoet)
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phantomdeer:

8) = fucking shit nerd

B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

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#GirlsCan: Women Empowerment | COVERGIRL: Girls can’t? Yes, they can. Rap, be funny, be off-the-wall, rock, be strong, run the show, make the world a little more easy, breezy and beautiful. (x)
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grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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